Barack Obama White House Press Releases BarackObamaWhitehouse.us Contact: Administrator@barackobamawhitehouse OBAMA ADMITS THAT APOLOGIZING FOR AMERICA MAKES HIM HOT 12 Oct 2011: "I can't help myself.  Apologizing for America just makes me hot.  So when one of our drone aircraft killed Al Qaeda propagandist Samir Khan in Yemen recently, I couldn't resist directing my State Department to give his family in North Carolina a call on October 6th and apologize.  Samir is an American Muslim success story. About two years ago, he left for Yemen to help produce "Inspire," an English language blog. Isn't it great how quickly Muslim Americans learn English? Samir writes so well.  In one of his early essays, Khan described himself as "proud to be a traitor to America." He was also the author of "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom." The man obviously believes in family values.  I'm thinking of giving him a posthumous Medal of Freedom. I love Muslim success stories.  Just look at me. But wait, that's not all.  Do you remember back in the November 2009 when I went to Japan?  I wanted to apologize for America saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of American soldiers by dropping the A Bomb on Hiroshima but was told it would be bad politics. Wikileaks just published transmissions from our Ambassador to Japan John Roos.  It seems Vice Foreign Minister Mitoji Yabunaka didn't want me to stir things up.  This was reported in the Japan Times which made things difficult.  Damn those Nips spoiling my fun.  Maybe we should have A Bombed them after all." WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE 10 April 2009:  “I did not give a Bow Job to that man Abdallah, King of Saudi Arabia at the G20 Conference in Europe last week,” President Barack Hussein Obama claimed today as his “last word” on the subject.  “I will admit that if I would bend over and give a Bow Job to anyone, it would be to the guardian of the holy places, but the cameras must have been defective.  Are you going to believe your own eyes or me? Pay no attention to what you see in the photos and film.  The great Obama, Wizard of Washington has spoken.” (Click Photo to Right for Larger Image)  PRESS RELEASE 3 April 2009:  Accompanied by twelve Teleprompters and a team of speech writers, Obama apologized to Europeans at the G20 Conference, for past American arrogance and insulting behavior.  This occurred after giving the Queen of England an IPod filled with movies of his speeches and his racist wife Michelle expressing her Black Liberation Philosophy, by refusing to offer the traditional curtsy to a “honkey” Queen. Reacting to his formative years in Indonesia where he was raised as a Muslim, President Barack Hussein Obama gave a smart, deep submissive bow to Islamic King Abdallah of Saudi Arabia.  Besides being the first President in American history to bow before a foreign monarch, “The President of the World,” prepared himself for his “Getting to Know You” meeting in Turkey on April 6th, where he proceeded to tell the Muslim world that America is just like any other repressive culture. PRESS RELEASE 7 April 2009:  Upon his triumphant return to the United States, President Obama immediately denied bowing before King Abdallah, claiming that he was deeply bending down at the waist because he didn’t have a teleprompter handy to tell him what to do.  Correction... he bent down at the waist because Saudi Arabia has a midget king.  Correction... he bent down to pick up a quarter. Correction... he bent down due to a sudden sharp pain from an old Basketball injury.  Correction... he bent down to remove a piece of caviar from his shoe. Correction... Obama was bending over to give the King a Bow Job.  Uhh... we’ll get back to you with further clarification.    Barack Obama Grovels Submissively before King Abdallah of Saudi Arabia and gives him a Public Bow Job (Bow Job: A lewdly servile act performed by a President on the monarch of a not very friendly nation and demeans the United States.) Click Photo for Larger Bow Job View FULL PRESS RELEASES Home Page / Obama’s Muslim Adventure / Gives Submissive Bow Job to Saudi King Obama Eliminates Terrorism  / Piracy on High Seas / Right Wing Militias / Peace & Love / / The American Economy / Community Sacrifice / Saving Energy & Planet / Supreme Court and the Law / / Obama’s Muslim Adventure Part Deux / Government Medical Care / Foreign Policy / / Remaking America / Racial Reconciliation / Text and Graphics Copyright: Michael G. Leventhal - BarackObamaWhitehouse.us