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“America is not and
never will be at war
with Islam!”
Barack Hussein Obama 6 April 09
I WILL REMAKE AMERICA IN
MY OWN MUSLIM IMAGE
AND WILL BEGIN BY
FORCING AMERICA'S CHILDREN TO
STUDY ARABIC AND ARAB CULTURE
9 February 2011
“What a past couple of weeks this has been. There are riots in Egypt and hopefully, my friends in
the Muslim Brotherhood will take over. I met with them in 2009 on my visit to Cairo. I invited their
affiliates to my 2010 White House Ramadan bash. I look forward to their continuing in their quest
for a worldwide Islamic Caliphate to subjugate you Infidel voters and make you bow to the will of
Allah.
But that's not enough. The way must be paved for them in America. As such, I've approved my
Department of Education to pay public schools millions of taxpayer dollars in five pilot schools, to
teach the Arabic language and culture as a MANDATORY subject equal in importance to
mathematics, science and English. They do this on the grounds that it is becoming "a language of
the future," but we all know it's to pretty up the Arab Muslim Image to your kids. He who controls
the children, controls the future.
Some people say that for the past 1,000 years, contributions of the Arab speaking world have been
negligible and if many of these nations weren't rich in oil and hot points of spreading my Holy
Quoran by terrorism and subterfuge, we wouldn't be hearing about them at all. But that's not true.
I'm proud to say that they are the inventors of the explosive belt and using aircraft as missiles to
murder civilians. How much innovation can you expect from one people?
But there are troublemakers everywhere. When my secret program to indoctrinate your kids was
discovered by parents in The Mansfield Independent School District (a suburb south of Dallas-Fort
Worth), the Infidels went crazy. What's up with that?
Islam is the wave of the future and in the new Muslim America, I will be the Caliph. Why fight this?
It will only get you beheaded. That's Change You Can Believe In.”
PRESS RELEASE 6 April 2009: After bringing the world closer together by being the first President
in history to bow before a foreign ruler, President Obama wooed Saudi Arabia’s King Abdallah
further, by licking the desert dust from his sandals. America’s inspiring leader of change then went
on to the Islamic Conference in Turkey, where he proclaimed “America is not and never will be at
war with Islam.”
Muslims were ecstatic at the prospect of an American co-religionist admitting that while America
and its people never considered themselves to be at war with Islam, their own cultural paranoia and
hostility had somehow been justified.
Muslim and Radical Muslim alike, basked in the magnificent spectacle of an American President
pandering at their feet, proclaiming all cultures to be equally civilized, fair and productive.
Glowingly, our compassionate president spoke about how going back one hundred-fifty years or so,
America mistreated the Indians and had slavery in some areas. Compared to America’s past, how
bad could current persecution and intolerance really be in areas of the Muslim world? Does it really
matter that women are viewed as cursed by God and must either submit to men or get beaten and
raped? Is rabid religious persecution in the Muslim world really important? Is America really that
different than barbaric Third World cultures and do we have a right to point fingers? We’re just as
socially flawed as you, so don’t hate us.
Obama went on to claim that America owes much to Islam, excluding 911 and the Barbary Pirates
of North Africa who routinely kidnapped and enslaved American sailors in the early 1800’s until
crushed by the then President Thomas Jefferson.
President Obama went on to say that he not only looked forward to a world without nuclear
weapons, but would begin dismantling America’s nuclear deterrence, no matter how many Muslim
nations continued their own march towards becoming nuclear powers. “It’s as if The Prophet has
returned to renew our march towards an Islamic dominated world,” said Mohammed Mohammed, a
Jihadist in training. “Blessings be upon the Obama.”
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